March 2012
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snooki’s pregnant
what
Watch
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THIS DOG WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
iam-myown-legend asked: I need your help choosing a song for mr. e'town... I got nothing.. oh god...
February 2012
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who wants to watch a walk to remember with me while cuddling in the dark i need it
Anonymous asked: Hey well I figured that I wanted to tell you how much I love you <333 Your the prettiest girl I have ever laid my eyes on (: your smile can light up the room and you always make me feel so great about myself and what I do <33 you support me when I need to be supported (: and i support you too (: You can always make me smile no matter if you try to or not (: I love you so so so much you mean...
licking-lampposts asked: We can't do MLK Jr. cause so many people were doing him so she said "nope" :(((( but the other suggestions were great omg. Thank you *___* I was gonna do Oprah because she like, came from abuse and whatnot. Plus she opened up all those schools for the underprivileged kids. And I don't think anyone else is doing her which is a plus.
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goddamnit this fucking dog keeps pooping in my house wtf -_-
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it’s really upsetting to know that ian was in a real sex scene with somebody other than nina like i’m jealous for her what the fuck it’s not real right please tell me it isn’t
youcozeningduck asked: Your blogs mad funny dude
jpegartifacts:
The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have gay...
why is this so true....
My Chemical Romance: If there's a place that I could be then I'd be another memory. Can I be the only hope for you? Because you're the only hope for me
Green Day: Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are
Blink 182: Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am, I'm lost without you, are you afraid of leaving tonight? Cause I am, I'm lost without you
All Time Low: Your love is the barrel of a gun, so tell me, am I on the right end? I could be nothing but a memory to you, don't let this memory fade away
A Day To Remember: It's Monday morning and I would kill for a chance to drive. Get so far away from here with you my dear, that I'll never leave your side
The Maine: I'm sorry, I'm not what you wanted, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I let you down and I could use some poor excuse 'cause the hardest thing to say,it's the hardest thing to say in the world, I'm sorry
Nevershoutnever: I love you five times more than any boy from before, 'cause all they really cared about was weather you put out. And I truly believe, that this love could be.
Bring Me The Horizon: I won't give up on you, These scars won't tear us apart. So don't give up on me, it's not too late for us. And I'll save you from yourself
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
neversaysantii asked: Aim? :D
neversaysantii asked: i have instant messaging C:
maybetheyreninjaturtles asked: Hey! We talked once, it was pretty fun, we should talk again :)
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i wish klaus had been at the masquerade ball
cause then he could have swept caroline off her feet before shit went down
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Molly Weasley: Make sure to speak very, very clearly, Harry.
Harry Potter: lol okay DIAGHUN LIEE
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light-up-darkness asked: helloo! i saw u had a severus snape necklace that says, always!! i would like to know where u got it! :)
